“To be clear, I will only fight Mayweather, and only at the MGM Grand. On the casino floor is acceptable – but it’s not ideal.”
These are the tough words of Brandon Scott Wolf, a comedian and NBC staff writer hailing from Brooklyn, New York, who also promises to do what Manny Pacquiao couldn’t: “Get knocked out.” Yes, Wolf is chasing a charity fight with future Hall-of-Famer, Floyd Mayweather.
Wait – a Mayweather fight amongst slot machines involving a knockout? That actually sounds quite exciting!
With a record of zero Amateur fights and zero professional, Wolf told Bad Left Hook he still has no fear of what might happen in the ring.
“I’m either the one person in the universe who has what it takes to defeat the undefeated arguably pound-for-pound best boxer in history,” Wolf said, “or I’m going to have the most exciting and entertaining public execution since Marie Antoinette.”
The stand-up is also the brains behind parody sites DateBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Dating Site for Brandon Scott Wolf, and now FightBrandonScottWolf.com: The #1 Online Fighting Site for Brandon Scott Wolf.
Just watch the video below – it won’t split your sides, but might just make your Tuesday a little brighter:
All proceeds from the fight would go to the National Coalition against Domestic Violence and the ProLiteracy organization. But only after Wolf’s “hospital bills are paid in full”, the comedian added.
Is it just me, or have those charities been carefully picked to poke a stick at Mayweather? The former P4P king was ‘accused’ of domestic violence a few years back, and Ronda Rousey recently branded him illiterate. It’s a cheap shot, if it’s true.
But wait…this fight is never going to happen, anyway!
You must have an opinion on this comedy act, so spill any thoughts you might have in the comments, fight fans. Who, er…wins Floyd Mayweather vs Brandon Scott Wolf?
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